Fashion-over-comfort Advocate Gifts

'Hang about for half an hour,Jed,while I get this stone out of my boot..'

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

The Bland Leading the Bland

One Dollar, One Vote

Kangaroo wearing a hoodie with a pouch.

I have to wear these because I saw my eye doctor this morning. What's your excuse? Excuse? I've got the best excuse in the world: I dig Roy Orbison!

"Is that what you're wearing?"

'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

Dress down day was YESTERDAY - As a teleworker Colin sometimes had difficulty adjusting to the normal office routine.

Style

'Are you going to keep that silly mustache for all eternity?'

'Every Age has its vision of beauty.'

Bunny Slippers

'No. . . Her Jane and that better not be a thong Jerry!'

"Which is better: made in USA by illegal immigrants or made overseas by cheap labor?"

"I'm staying in my nightie until 1997."

"I think you may have misinterpreted the idea of an informal interview."

"I'm stuffed. Why do I always eat so much. "

Denise sports her new hummingbird feeder earrings.

Deadly fashion

"Huh - must be 'cancel couture'!"

Anti-Sweatshop Campaign

'Have you got anything a little less invasive?'

I hope no worms were hurt in the production of these!

"But one of the new zeitgeist turns out to be the same as the old zeitgeist!"

Returning mink coats to the wild.

'I can't get the tag off my designer blouse.'

Attention Q-Mart shoppers! For pennies a month, you can financially support the impoverished 3rd world child wage-slave who sewed the very clothes you're buying today!

'Ah! The old comfy shorts eh? Still good for a couple more summers I see.'

The first crossdresser to finish the NY Marathon.