Fashion-over-comfort Advocate Mugs

'Hang about for half an hour,Jed,while I get this stone out of my boot..'

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

The Bland Leading the Bland

Kangaroo wearing a hoodie with a pouch.

"Is that what you're wearing?"

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'

Dress down day was YESTERDAY - As a teleworker Colin sometimes had difficulty adjusting to the normal office routine.

Style

Bunny Slippers

'Every Age has its vision of beauty.'

'Are you going to keep that silly mustache for all eternity?'

'No. . . Her Jane and that better not be a thong Jerry!'

"I think you may have misinterpreted the idea of an informal interview."

"I'm stuffed. Why do I always eat so much. "

"I'm staying in my nightie until 1997."

"Which is better: made in USA by illegal immigrants or made overseas by cheap labor?"

"Huh - must be 'cancel couture'!"

Deadly fashion

"But one of the new zeitgeist turns out to be the same as the old zeitgeist!"

Returning mink coats to the wild.

I hope no worms were hurt in the production of these!

'Have you got anything a little less invasive?'

Anti-Sweatshop Campaign

'I can't get the tag off my designer blouse.'

Attention Q-Mart shoppers! For pennies a month, you can financially support the impoverished 3rd world child wage-slave who sewed the very clothes you're buying today!

Lingerie store

'Ah! The old comfy shorts eh? Still good for a couple more summers I see.'