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Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Keeping warm.

Dog Dressed to Eat

"And now. . . which shoes?"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Queen of Upcycling!

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Do you like my little black number?'