Fun-loving Musician Gifts

Wine

Pinata Trophies

Elevator Music

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Office Park

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

Rugby Player

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

The Gong

Roller Coasters

Goalie Wall.

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

Quartet in the snow.

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

Mozart's symphonies often had several movements.

String Quartet Vending Machine

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

"Why can't you ever be serious?"

Cape costume

'One could make the ultimate industrial strength glue by cracking the formula of the goo on night club stages.'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat.'