Fun-loving Creative Gifts

Tis the Season to be jolly!

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"It's a mobile."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Office Park

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

Children's imagination

Woman knitting a washing line.

Modern Parents

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

Harps and Embroidery.

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'I see the TV has broken down again .'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

'Styrofoam.'

What's Their Secret?

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

Falling Rock Zone

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'