Fun-loving Creative Pillows

Tis the Season to be jolly!

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"It's a mobile."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Office Park

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Woman knitting a washing line.

Children's imagination

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Modern Parents

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

Harps and Embroidery.

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

'Styrofoam.'

What's Their Secret?

'I see the TV has broken down again .'

Falling Rock Zone

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."