Fun-loving Risk-taker Gifts

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Gift"

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

Crime rates drop 40% after prison uniforms are changed to neon pink floral patterns.

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

Goalie Wall.

Falling Rock Zone

"I told you you'd ruin your appetite if you filled up on candy!"

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'