Primitive Skills Fan Gifts

A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

The man who discovered smoke

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'It's all hand made.'

"I don't tell you how to gather."

"So easy a caveman did do it."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

'Let's call it Frisbee...'

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

The invention of baseball.

"Well yes, mongooses fight cobras, but to be truthful, only when we have to: It's a rather risky business..."

I pay 125 clams a year on road taxes.

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"This meeting was called in order to discuss the meat. It has been pointed out that there is no more meat. A motion has been made to fight over the bones."

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

"I thought a kitten would be nice for a change."

"Steve wuz here. Steve iz here now."

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

Caveman goes to get the wheel patented.

An Early Power Point Presentation.

'The trouble with being so primitive is that you have to say EVERYTHING in twenty-five words or less.'

'Be sure to save room for dessert!'

'It's a barrow, for hauling stuff, but it needs work.'

"The guy with two rocks said he'd be here to restart the fire between 10:00 and 4:00."