Primitive Parody Lover Gifts

Woolly tofu.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

The Family Joules: Part 16

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Atomic Bear: Part 21

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Housekeeping?!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

E-Baying @ The Moon

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Little Red Riding Carpet

Batman O' War

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Even More Disciples'

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

State of the Union

"Planet of the puppies"