Primitive Lifestyle Humorist Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the humor and simplicity of a primitive lifestyle? Our collection features witty and charming products that celebrate rustic living, perfect for the humorist in your life. Whether they’re into rustic humor or just love the charm of simpler times, you’ll find gifts that bring a smile and a laugh. Dive into our selection of funny, creative items that resonate with those who embrace a primitive lifestyle with a humorous twist.

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'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

from $19.00

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

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"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"We think it has something to do with your genome." mockup

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

from $19.00

Peter

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The invention of the wheel and the axel.

The invention of the wheel and the axel. mockup

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

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'It's negative attention ... as long as you keep asking why, they'll keep on doing it.'

'It's negative attention ... as long as you keep asking why, they'll keep on doing it.' mockup

'It's negative attention ... as long as you keep asking why, they'll keep on doing it.'

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The Sensitive Dude.

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Mammoth Posing

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'I can't take much more of the happiness treadmill.'

'I can't take much more of the happiness treadmill.' mockup

'I can't take much more of the happiness treadmill.'

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"Well your results would be normal if you were a 108 and smoked a 60 a day!"

"Well your results would be normal if you were a 108 and smoked a 60 a day!" mockup

"Well your results would be normal if you were a 108 and smoked a 60 a day!"

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"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park." mockup

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

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Late Bloomers

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"it's just... we're too lazy to have any of our own."

"it's just... we're too lazy to have any of our own." mockup

"it's just... we're too lazy to have any of our own."

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"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker." mockup

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

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'Don't be tempted, Mrs. Root, just mail those apple fritters right here to me!'

'Don't be tempted, Mrs. Root, just mail those apple fritters right here to me!' mockup

'Don't be tempted, Mrs. Root, just mail those apple fritters right here to me!'

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"Now do you believe me?"

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"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together." mockup

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

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Rocket charmer.

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The Farmer, The Log And The Log's Attorney

The Farmer, The Log And The Log's Attorney mockup

The Farmer, The Log And The Log's Attorney

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Woolly tofu.

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'God darn it Tex! I kept telling you if you keep on punching cows one day one is going to punch you back.'

'God darn it Tex! I kept telling you if you keep on punching cows one day one is going to punch you back.' mockup

'God darn it Tex! I kept telling you if you keep on punching cows one day one is going to punch you back.'

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"A lifetime of illicit substance abuse, chain-smoking, excessive alcohol consumption and eating nothing but crap . . . and you have the nerve to tell me I'm dying of 'natural causes!'"

"A lifetime of illicit substance abuse, chain-smoking, excessive alcohol consumption and eating nothing but crap . . . and you have the nerve to tell me I'm dying of 'natural causes!'"

from $19.00