'I only invented money last month, and I already have four payments due!'
Primitive Economist Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with a primitive economist's love of economics and creative flair? Our collection features clever designs that celebrate their passion in a humorous and unique way. Whether it's for a fellow enthusiast or a personal treat, these products blend wit with a touch of originality, making every item a conversation starter and a reminder of their fascinating perspective on economics.
Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.
"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."
'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'
"Sorry, stock-market jitters."
US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.
Tempest in a Teapot
"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"
'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'
'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'
"It failed the stress test."
Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."
"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"
'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'
World Economics
You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.
Unconditional Surrender
'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'
'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'
'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'
Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations
Insecurity hits Wall Street
"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."
Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits
'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'
Taming the beast of the free market...
Teaching evolution in the business schools.
Recession - A Zen Mindfulness Retreat
Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...
"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything."
The rich, the poor and the terrorist...
'...but if daddy raised your allowance he'd be hurting the economy by stimulating inflation. You wouldn't want him to do that, would you?'
Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.
"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."
'I hardly expected the federal tapering affect my allowance.'
Primitive Economist Gifts Collection
Primitive Economist Mugs
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