Primal Weightlifter Pillows

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

DumbbellsSmartbells.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"I think your going to need a business plan."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Body Building Mishap

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

Dog Weightlifting

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Work Out.

"I was building up my pecs."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"I love strong coffee."

strong man bends an iron bar

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

The clean and 'jerk' - weights too heavy.