Primal Weightlifter Gifts

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

DumbbellsSmartbells.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Brawnstorming session.

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Dog Weightlifting

Body Building Mishap

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Work Out.

Pushy Coach.

"I was building up my pecs."

All this cardio is great. But maybe we should do some lifting, too.

"I love strong coffee."

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

strong man bends an iron bar

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"