Primal Motivator Gifts

'Thank you, Leo. Nothing like a roar to get us going in the morning.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

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"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

When we believe together we achieve together.

We're one big happy family here. What I'm looking for is a man who can make it work.

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

"My mother was overbearing and my father neglected me! Hut, hut!"

"Nihilistic rage motivates me to cling desperately to this job."

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'We're not exactly sure why it works yet but his productivity is up 50.'

Fat Britain

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

"You make me want to be a better bag."

Motivation: No Recognition, Poor Rewards, Bureaucracy.

Chicken Affirmations

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

"Are you talking to amoeba?"

'I don't want just a 'yes man'! I want a 'yes man' with spirit, pep and enthusiasm!'

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

Perks of self-employment.

"Wow, all the way from the couch. Have the endorphins kicked in?"

'Our new vision'

Bob devises the ultimate weight-loss system.

'I'm glad you were able to persuade your husband to attend, Mrs. Lowe.'