Unique Motivators Gifts

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

GCSEs

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

Getting through the week.

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

When we believe together we achieve together.

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

I didn't want to become the company president, but the board of directors left me no choice. You were backed into a corner office.

'A good leader can lead them to water, but a great leader can also make them drink.'

"So, it's agreed - we lay off the stick and hit them hard with the carrot."

We're one big happy family here. What I'm looking for is a man who can make it work.

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Sinking sales

"Yes, we do have an incentive scheme - fall below that line and you're sacked."

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

"Nihilistic rage motivates me to cling desperately to this job."

"My mother was overbearing and my father neglected me! Hut, hut!"

'Try as I may to get my ducks in a row, here's always some turkey stepping out of line.'

Support, Encourage, Inspire.

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

'We're not exactly sure why it works yet but his productivity is up 50.'

Every Day is a Gift

"You make me want to be a better bag."

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

Fat Britain

Motivation: No Recognition, Poor Rewards, Bureaucracy.

"Either you meet your sales targets or you get 100 lashes. Have I motivated you?" CS628889

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

"Wow, all the way from the couch. Have the endorphins kicked in?"

'Our new vision'

'I'm glad you were able to persuade your husband to attend, Mrs. Lowe.'