Unique Motivators Gifts

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

GCSEs

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

Getting through the week.

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

When we believe together we achieve together.

'A good leader can lead them to water, but a great leader can also make them drink.'

We're one big happy family here. What I'm looking for is a man who can make it work.

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Sinking sales

"Yes, we do have an incentive scheme - fall below that line and you're sacked."

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

Support, Encourage, Inspire.

'Try as I may to get my ducks in a row, here's always some turkey stepping out of line.'

"My mother was overbearing and my father neglected me! Hut, hut!"

"Nihilistic rage motivates me to cling desperately to this job."

'We're not exactly sure why it works yet but his productivity is up 50.'

Every Day is a Gift

Fat Britain

"You make me want to be a better bag."

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

Motivation: No Recognition, Poor Rewards, Bureaucracy.

"Either you meet your sales targets or you get 100 lashes. Have I motivated you?" CS628889

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

"Wow, all the way from the couch. Have the endorphins kicked in?"

'Our new vision'

'Bill got sacked, sleeps on a park bend and eats dog food. He's the most motivational speaker we've ever had.'

'I'm glad you were able to persuade your husband to attend, Mrs. Lowe.'