Spiritual Motivator Gifts

'I'm glad you were able to persuade your husband to attend, Mrs. Lowe.'

Reach for the Star.

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

GCSEs

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

'Thank you, Leo. Nothing like a roar to get us going in the morning.'

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

Buddhist photo albums,

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

How Optimism Works

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

'It started out as meditation, but now it's quiet desperation!'

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

'Let's take a minute to allow the bad karma of the old regime to lift.'

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

Computer literate Monk

"My mother was overbearing and my father neglected me! Hut, hut!"

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

"You say that life is suffering, but isn't it also complaining?"

"Your mother's going to be up there all day, kids. One of her students said her class meant everything to her!"

Beggars on the street.

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

God's lil' fix-it shop.

"You make me want to be a better bag."

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'OK, it's a new season, so I want to see some hustle out there!'

Calendars before Jesus.

"Are you talking to amoeba?"

Perks of self-employment.