Primal Instincts Fan Gifts

"This meeting was called in order to discuss the meat. It has been pointed out that there is no more meat. A motion has been made to fight over the bones."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

The Smell of Fear

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

"Bill!..That woman staring at you from the bushes, isn't that Jane Goodall"

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

"So easy a caveman did do it."

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

'And we feel like, in a sense, you've outgrown the job.'

'As near as I can figure something bad happened and they're both in on it.'

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

The invention of baseball.

"A Good, But Not a Great Ape"

I pay 125 clams a year on road taxes.

'Or there's a budget treatment with one of our trainees...'

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

"Did you switch conditioners?"

And THEN you're going to hang it on the wall? That makes no sense.

"Steve wuz here. Steve iz here now."

A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

"I thought a kitten would be nice for a change."

Jenny, the orang-outang, taking tea at the Zoo.

Caveman goes to get the wheel patented.

An Early Power Point Presentation.

"What's the problem? Oh... no smoking?"

"We owe a lot to those primate-speech centers. They helped us skip right over millions of years of evolution."

"Something was definitely lost when we went from being hunter-gathers to browser-purchasers."

'My wife had a near death experience last night - she started vacuuming when the World Cup was on!!'