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"This meeting was called in order to discuss the meat. It has been pointed out that there is no more meat. A motion has been made to fight over the bones."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

The Smell of Fear

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

"Bill!..That woman staring at you from the bushes, isn't that Jane Goodall"

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

"So easy a caveman did do it."

'And we feel like, in a sense, you've outgrown the job.'

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

'As near as I can figure something bad happened and they're both in on it.'

The invention of baseball.

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

"A Good, But Not a Great Ape"

I pay 125 clams a year on road taxes.

'Or there's a budget treatment with one of our trainees...'

"Did you switch conditioners?"

A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

"Steve wuz here. Steve iz here now."

"I thought a kitten would be nice for a change."

Jenny, the orang-outang, taking tea at the Zoo.

Caveman goes to get the wheel patented.

An Early Power Point Presentation.

"What's the problem? Oh... no smoking?"

"We owe a lot to those primate-speech centers. They helped us skip right over millions of years of evolution."

"Something was definitely lost when we went from being hunter-gathers to browser-purchasers."

'He gets credit for inventing language, but he was just belching.'