Initials Fanatic Gifts

Punch Initials - T

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Alternative fielding positions

Science fiction fans on other planets

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

First Prize!

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Futuristic Teenagers.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

Knight

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

Ref shows footballer green card.

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

When psychics fight.

"This new NFL video is great! It factors in the strength of each team's offense, defense, special teams and legal teams."

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

"Your grass looks great."

"They call this a universal charger?"

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."