Primal Instinct Enthusiast Gifts

Herb got in touch with his inner monkey.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Too much monkey business...

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

The Smell of Fear

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Burning love

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Swinging through the jungle.

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

"Promise I won't evolve into one of those, Ma."

"...an this is my extended family."

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

She's good, but Mom's better.

'Peek inside a woman's trunk, and you peek inside a woman's heart.'

an ape is at therapy.The therapists says to him: 'Herbert, i'd like you to talk about your feelings just before one of your poo-flinging fits of rage.'

'Will frolic in trees, or whatever it is we do, for food.'

Monkey casino study.

The Brain Draw hits the Gomango Jungle - 'It's pretty dull around here since all our best minds have left for the primate learning centers.'

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

Lady studying chimps, chimp studying lady.

'I'm writing an article about intuition of women in business.' - 'Just as I thought.'

"What's so funny about two monkeys in a bar?"

'It had been one of those long, smouldering, passionate kisses that seem to last forever'

Primate Speech Lab. Under new management.