Primal Survivalist Gifts

"They say he knows 37 ways to kill a man with a rock."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Arf! Arf!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Monday morning is nigh.

Island and man

Drawing on an island.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

Starving explorer.

Desert crawler following water

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.