Pricing Guru Gifts

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

If nobody had invented graphics

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

'I could do that.'

The Rise of Modern Art

Business is off the chart.

Soaring Profits

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'I say, let's not be hasty in enforcing the mandatory retirement age.'

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Reverse Mortgage.

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

Creative accounting.

'We're plowing our excess profits back into justifying our profits.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

A collective sigh of relief.

Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

Money down the drain.

Beef Stew.