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"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

If nobody had invented graphics

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

'I could do that.'

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Business is off the chart.

Soaring Profits

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

The Rise of Modern Art

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

Reverse Mortgage.

'I say, let's not be hasty in enforcing the mandatory retirement age.'

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

Creative accounting.

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'We're plowing our excess profits back into justifying our profits.'

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

A collective sigh of relief.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

Money down the drain.