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Impact of E-Commerce

"...With women in top management, companies may fare better in the vertical marketplace."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Target your customer.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

Business is off the chart.

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'The client has asked that you please stop referring to the product as, 'Crappy Crap Crap.'

'Our most successful e-mail campaign was an offer to take customers off our e-mail list.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

A close shave on the Titanic...

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

"Okay, let me come at this question a different way: Does anybody here actually know how to sell anything?"

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

Top model

The price or the biscuits?

'It has undergone a thorough research programme. I've shown it to my wife and her sister.'