Price Tag Shocker Pillows

'Why don't they just call it Chateau-Sit-Down-Before-You-Look-At-The-Price?'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Everything's gone up."

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

Less is more.

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'He's crazy. He wants $40,000 for that one dollar bill!'

Crazy Ed's Warehouse - body in freezer - "Nobody beats our prices and gets away with it."

"I got whiplash when I recoiled from your quote."

"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

We'll pass on the entrees...

Meet the Artist

Duel Fuel?

"This is our newest drug. It's currently undergoing rigorous testing to see how much we can charge."

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

Art attack.

"I decided to cut out the pretense and get to the point!"

"No sir. That isn't the artist's telephone number. That's the price tag"

Perhaps we should sell ours?

Gourmet Deli - Express Check-Out: $1000 or less.

"I can't decide which is more outrageous, the hat or the price?"

'There seems to be a mercenary element creeping into his work.'

"The price is up again? I hadn't noticed."

'Fill it faster,the price has gone up twice since you started.'

'How much does this book about inflation cost?'...

Great idea! Now no one can see how expensive we are.