Price Tag Realist Pillows

"I decided to cut out the pretense and get to the point!"

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"Everything's gone up."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

Capitalism gone nuts!

The Price of Nothing

Moanathon.

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

We'll pass on the entrees...

Niche Marketing: These Goods are Too Expensive for you to Buy

"Listen, Baldo, I know what you're thinking...but as part of the management team, I can say with all confidence that your job is safe."

Pharmacy. Prescription. Don't worry about that --- After paying for those you can't afford to drive! (Published originally on August 1, 2011.)

Duel Fuel?

With gas prices soaring, many stations have begun posting EMS teams next to their pumps.

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

Art attack.

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

Bakery. Cakes $6.66. Upside Down Cakes $9.99.

"No sir. That isn't the artist's telephone number. That's the price tag"

Gourmet Deli - Express Check-Out: $1000 or less.

'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!'

"Expensive? Yes, but I don't exploit my mother."

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

Great idea! Now no one can see how expensive we are.

Gas prices

"It's 'affordable' if you can afford it."

"Years are like my previous five marriages. You welcome them with big expectations, but you end hating them."

Poor Man Who Thinks Big...

'I thought opportunity was knocking. Turned out, it was the wolf.'

"We lowered the sticker price from here to here."