Price Tag Realist T-Shirts

Wear your practicality with pride! Our t-shirts celebrating the price tag realist's perspective are sure to spark smiles and conversations wherever you go.

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"I decided to cut out the pretense and get to the point!"

"I decided to cut out the pretense and get to the point!" mockup

"I decided to cut out the pretense and get to the point!"

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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"Everything's gone up."

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'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!' mockup

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

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'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .' mockup

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

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"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?" mockup

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

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Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery. mockup

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

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Capitalism gone nuts!

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'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.' mockup

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

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Moanathon.

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"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy." mockup

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

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Niche Marketing: These Goods are Too Expensive for you to Buy

Niche Marketing: These Goods are Too Expensive for you to Buy mockup

Niche Marketing: These Goods are Too Expensive for you to Buy

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"Listen, Baldo, I know what you're thinking...but as part of the management team, I can say with all confidence that your job is safe."

"Listen, Baldo, I know what you're thinking...but as part of the management team, I can say with all confidence that your job is safe." mockup

"Listen, Baldo, I know what you're thinking...but as part of the management team, I can say with all confidence that your job is safe."

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We'll pass on the entrees...

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Duel Fuel?

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"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all." mockup

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

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"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...." mockup

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

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Art attack.

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"No sir. That isn't the artist's telephone number. That's the price tag"

"No sir. That isn't the artist's telephone number. That's the price tag" mockup

"No sir. That isn't the artist's telephone number. That's the price tag"

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"Expensive? Yes, but I don't exploit my mother."

"Expensive? Yes, but I don't exploit my mother." mockup

"Expensive? Yes, but I don't exploit my mother."

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Gourmet Deli - Express Check-Out: $1000 or less.

Gourmet Deli - Express Check-Out: $1000 or less. mockup

Gourmet Deli - Express Check-Out: $1000 or less.

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'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!'

'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!' mockup

'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!'

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Poor Man Who Thinks Big...

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'I thought opportunity was knocking. Turned out, it was the wolf.'

'I thought opportunity was knocking. Turned out, it was the wolf.' mockup

'I thought opportunity was knocking. Turned out, it was the wolf.'

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"It's 'affordable' if you can afford it."

"It's 'affordable' if you can afford it." mockup

"It's 'affordable' if you can afford it."

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"Years are like my previous five marriages. You welcome them with big expectations, but you end hating them."

"Years are like my previous five marriages. You welcome them with big expectations, but you end hating them." mockup

"Years are like my previous five marriages. You welcome them with big expectations, but you end hating them."

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"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall." mockup

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

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Gas prices

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Great idea! Now no one can see how expensive we are.

Great idea! Now no one can see how expensive we are. mockup

Great idea! Now no one can see how expensive we are.

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"We lowered the sticker price from here to here."

"We lowered the sticker price from here to here." mockup

"We lowered the sticker price from here to here."

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'It provokes the age-old question... What IS art?' 'I can tell you what it's NOT! It's not cheap.'

'It provokes the age-old question... What IS art?' 'I can tell you what it's NOT! It's not cheap.' mockup

'It provokes the age-old question... What IS art?' 'I can tell you what it's NOT! It's not cheap.'

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Price Tag Realist T-Shirts Collection

Price Tag Realist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring the price tag realist theme — full of humor and wit, perfect for adding personality to morning coffee routines.

Price Tag Realist Pillows

Add a humorous touch to your decor with pillows that highlight the practical, no-nonsense attitude of realists, perfect for any living space.

Price Tag Realist Prints

Bring some humor and honesty into your home or office with prints that celebrate the practicality of being a price tag realist, perfect for sparking conversations.