Price Tag Philosopher T-Shirts

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Pharmacy. Prescription. Don't worry about that --- After paying for those you can't afford to drive! (Published originally on August 1, 2011.)

The french fries are eighteen dollars a portion, M'sieur, because they are imported from France

'It provokes the age-old question... What IS art?' 'I can tell you what it's NOT! It's not cheap.'

Gas Station - If you need to ask you can't afford it.

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Less is more.

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

'Yes we can cure you - but the bigger problem now is: can you afford it?'

Gas Prices

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'He's crazy. He wants $40,000 for that one dollar bill!'

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

'I hear your fees are very reasonable.'

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"

Economists generally agree that consumers don't trust products that cost too little. If an item is too inexpensive, it seems cheap. A higher cost connotes quality. Price hike! Beware the rabid capitalist bearing economic theory.

We'll pass on the entrees...

Niche Marketing: These Goods are Too Expensive for you to Buy

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

With gas prices soaring, many stations have begun posting EMS teams next to their pumps.

Bakery. Cakes $6.66. Upside Down Cakes $9.99.

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

"I decided to cut out the pretense and get to the point!"

"I can't decide which is more outrageous, the hat or the price?"

'There seems to be a mercenary element creeping into his work.'

Perhaps we should sell ours?

Addiction: high gas prices.

'I know 24 ways to kill a man - add another if I don't get a drink.'

"The price of one million five is the highest price ever paid for a Blanchard."

'What do I get for £1?'

Great idea! Now no one can see how expensive we are.