Price Tag Philosopher T-Shirts

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

The french fries are eighteen dollars a portion, M'sieur, because they are imported from France

'It provokes the age-old question... What IS art?' 'I can tell you what it's NOT! It's not cheap.'

Gas Station - If you need to ask you can't afford it.

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Less is more.

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

Gas Prices

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

'Yes we can cure you - but the bigger problem now is: can you afford it?'

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'He's crazy. He wants $40,000 for that one dollar bill!'

Niche Marketing: These Goods are Too Expensive for you to Buy

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"

We'll pass on the entrees...

'I hear your fees are very reasonable.'

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

"I decided to cut out the pretense and get to the point!"

'I know 24 ways to kill a man - add another if I don't get a drink.'

Addiction: high gas prices.

"The price of one million five is the highest price ever paid for a Blanchard."

'What do I get for £1?'

"I can't decide which is more outrageous, the hat or the price?"

'There seems to be a mercenary element creeping into his work.'

Perhaps we should sell ours?

"What does your father do for a living?"

Great idea! Now no one can see how expensive we are.

'Fill it faster,the price has gone up twice since you started.'

'Deposit $1.00 - This is your final notice before we send it to a collection agency.'

'How much does this book about inflation cost?'...