Price Tag Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for the price tag philosopher? Celebrate their love of deep thinking and clever insights with humorous, thought-provoking items that blend philosophy with a dash of humor. Our collection offers unique mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that make brilliant gifts for anyone who enjoys exploring life's big questions and making light of the complexities of existence.

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'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!' mockup

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

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The french fries are eighteen dollars a portion, M'sieur, because they are imported from France

The french fries are eighteen dollars a portion, M'sieur, because they are imported from France mockup

The french fries are eighteen dollars a portion, M'sieur, because they are imported from France

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'It provokes the age-old question... What IS art?' 'I can tell you what it's NOT! It's not cheap.'

'It provokes the age-old question... What IS art?' 'I can tell you what it's NOT! It's not cheap.' mockup

'It provokes the age-old question... What IS art?' 'I can tell you what it's NOT! It's not cheap.'

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Gas Station - If you need to ask you can't afford it.

Gas Station - If you need to ask you can't afford it. mockup

Gas Station - If you need to ask you can't afford it.

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'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!' mockup

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

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Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'. mockup

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

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Less is more.

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'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.' mockup

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

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My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour. mockup

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

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Gas Prices

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Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

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'Yes we can cure you - but the bigger problem now is: can you afford it?'

'Yes we can cure you - but the bigger problem now is: can you afford it?' mockup

'Yes we can cure you - but the bigger problem now is: can you afford it?'

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'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.' mockup

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

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'He's crazy. He wants $40,000 for that one dollar bill!'

'He's crazy. He wants $40,000 for that one dollar bill!' mockup

'He's crazy. He wants $40,000 for that one dollar bill!'

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Niche Marketing: These Goods are Too Expensive for you to Buy

Niche Marketing: These Goods are Too Expensive for you to Buy mockup

Niche Marketing: These Goods are Too Expensive for you to Buy

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'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!' mockup

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

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"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"

"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?" mockup

"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"

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We'll pass on the entrees...

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'I hear your fees are very reasonable.' mockup

'I hear your fees are very reasonable.'

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"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots." mockup

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

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Encouragement from Crashed Driver mockup

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

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"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...." mockup

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

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"I decided to cut out the pretense and get to the point!"

"I decided to cut out the pretense and get to the point!" mockup

"I decided to cut out the pretense and get to the point!"

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'I know 24 ways to kill a man - add another if I don't get a drink.'

'I know 24 ways to kill a man - add another if I don't get a drink.' mockup

'I know 24 ways to kill a man - add another if I don't get a drink.'

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Addiction: high gas prices.

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"The price of one million five is the highest price ever paid for a Blanchard."

"The price of one million five is the highest price ever paid for a Blanchard." mockup

"The price of one million five is the highest price ever paid for a Blanchard."

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'What do I get for £1?'

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"I can't decide which is more outrageous, the hat or the price?"

"I can't decide which is more outrageous, the hat or the price?" mockup

"I can't decide which is more outrageous, the hat or the price?"

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'There seems to be a mercenary element creeping into his work.'

'There seems to be a mercenary element creeping into his work.' mockup

'There seems to be a mercenary element creeping into his work.'

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Perhaps we should sell ours?

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"What does your father do for a living?"

"What does your father do for a living?" mockup

"What does your father do for a living?"

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Great idea! Now no one can see how expensive we are.

Great idea! Now no one can see how expensive we are. mockup

Great idea! Now no one can see how expensive we are.

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'Fill it faster,the price has gone up twice since you started.'

'Fill it faster,the price has gone up twice since you started.' mockup

'Fill it faster,the price has gone up twice since you started.'

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'Deposit $1.00 - This is your final notice before we send it to a collection agency.'

'Deposit $1.00 - This is your final notice before we send it to a collection agency.' mockup

'Deposit $1.00 - This is your final notice before we send it to a collection agency.'

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'How much does this book about inflation cost?'...

'How much does this book about inflation cost?'... mockup

'How much does this book about inflation cost?'...

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Price Tag Philosopher Gifts Collection

Price Tag Philosopher Mugs

Looking for more clever mugs? Browse our collection of products designed for the price tag philosopher and add a witty touch to their morning routine.

Price Tag Philosopher Pillows

Brighten up their space with pillows featuring funny and thoughtful designs that appeal to the price tag philosopher's love of deep ideas and humor.

Price Tag Philosopher Prints

Discover prints that combine humor and philosophy, ideal for decorating a space that celebrates the curious mind of a price tag philosopher.

Price Tag Philosopher T-Shirts

Find the perfect witty, philosophy-inspired T-shirts that will resonate with the price tag thinker in your life — explore our selection of clever and humorous designs.