Price Tag Shocker Mugs

'Why don't they just call it Chateau-Sit-Down-Before-You-Look-At-The-Price?'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Everything's gone up."

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Less is more.

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

'He's crazy. He wants $40,000 for that one dollar bill!'

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Crazy Ed's Warehouse - body in freezer - "Nobody beats our prices and gets away with it."

"I got whiplash when I recoiled from your quote."

Meet the Artist

Economists generally agree that consumers don't trust products that cost too little. If an item is too inexpensive, it seems cheap. A higher cost connotes quality. Price hike! Beware the rabid capitalist bearing economic theory.

"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"

Pharmacy. Prescription. Don't worry about that --- After paying for those you can't afford to drive! (Published originally on August 1, 2011.)

We'll pass on the entrees...

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

Duel Fuel?

"This is our newest drug. It's currently undergoing rigorous testing to see how much we can charge."

Bakery. Cakes $6.66. Upside Down Cakes $9.99.

Damien Hirst

Art attack.

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

"I decided to cut out the pretense and get to the point!"

"No sir. That isn't the artist's telephone number. That's the price tag"

Gourmet Deli - Express Check-Out: $1000 or less.

Perhaps we should sell ours?

"I can't decide which is more outrageous, the hat or the price?"

'There seems to be a mercenary element creeping into his work.'

'Our defibrillator paddles are broken! Stick his hands in this toaster!'

"The price is up again? I hadn't noticed."

'How much does this book about inflation cost?'...

'Fill it faster,the price has gone up twice since you started.'