Shock Value Hunter Pillows

Damien Hirst

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Beach con-man.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Cut Price

SALE

Will work for ETFs

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Countervailing Clichés.

"I just..."

"How soon will this be a remnant

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'