Value Hunter Pillows

"It's a fabulous deal. You'll make peanuts."

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

'You wouldn't catch ME stooping to bottom shelf brands!'

Wall Street Hens

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Beach con-man.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Will work for ETFs

SALE

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."