Pretentiousness Parody Lover Gifts

I say if life gives you tapens, make tapenade.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Atomic Bear: Part 21

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Housekeeping?!"

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Little Red Riding Carpet

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Batman O' War

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

'Vital mission - movie parody'

'Even More Disciples'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

State of the Union

Atomic Bear: Part 5

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Beware of Everything

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."