Pretentiousness Parody Lover Pillows

I say if life gives you tapens, make tapenade.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Housekeeping?!"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Oh, this old thing?"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

Little Red Riding Carpet

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Vital mission - movie parody'

'Even More Disciples'

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

"Planet of the puppies"

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."