Pretentious Palate Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone with a pretentious palate? Our curated collection features humorously classy items perfect for the connoisseur who enjoys fine flavors and a touch of wit. These thoughtfully designed products are ideal for turning their discerning palate into a delightful statement. From clever mugs to stylish prints, find something that captures their love for the finer things with a playful twist, making every sip or glance a toast to their refined humor.

All Products Prints T-Shirts Mugs Pillows

New Acquisitions at the Museum of Modern Food

New Acquisitions at the Museum of Modern Food mockup

New Acquisitions at the Museum of Modern Food

from $19.00

"The house of Chardonnay, sir - it's a young wine and a bit fruit forward."

"The house of Chardonnay, sir - it's a young wine and a bit fruit forward." mockup

"The house of Chardonnay, sir - it's a young wine and a bit fruit forward."

from $19.00

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat" mockup

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

from $19.00

"Oh, this old thing?"

from $19.00

"He's such a fussy eater."

from $19.00

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal." mockup

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

from $19.00

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!" mockup

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

from $19.00

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period." mockup

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

from $19.00

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one." mockup

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

from $19.00

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!' mockup

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

from $19.00

"Is anyone enjoying anything?"

from $19.00

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed." mockup

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

from $19.00

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors." mockup

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

from $19.00

"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."

"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots." mockup

"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."

from $19.00

"We grind our own catnip."

from $19.00

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs." mockup

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

from $19.00

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks." mockup

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."

from $19.00

Art Pets

from $19.00

"Frankly, I don't believe his tastevin is in the repair shop."

"Frankly, I don't believe his tastevin is in the repair shop." mockup

"Frankly, I don't believe his tastevin is in the repair shop."

from $19.00

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.' mockup

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

from $19.00

Expensive Restaurant

from $19.00

I say if life gives you tapens, make tapenade.

I say if life gives you tapens, make tapenade. mockup

I say if life gives you tapens, make tapenade.

from $19.00

"Yuck. I could make better crêpes fourrées aux boeufs brouillés au parmesan myself."

"Yuck. I could make better crêpes fourrées aux boeufs brouillés au parmesan myself." mockup

"Yuck. I could make better crêpes fourrées aux boeufs brouillés au parmesan myself."

from $19.00

Larry regrets being friends with the fifth dentist.

Larry regrets being friends with the fifth dentist. mockup

Larry regrets being friends with the fifth dentist.

from $19.00

'You call that restaurant upscale? I couldn't even get a pitcher of Champagne.'

'You call that restaurant upscale? I couldn't even get a pitcher of Champagne.' mockup

'You call that restaurant upscale? I couldn't even get a pitcher of Champagne.'

from $19.00

Coffee-table kids' books

from $19.00

"'Au contraire' to you, too."

from $19.00

Pretentious Palate Gifts Collection

Pretentious Palate Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the pretentious palate with a dash of humor and style—perfect for their morning brew.

Pretentious Palate Pillows

Discover pillows that add humor and sophistication to any space, perfect for those with a pretentious palate.

Pretentious Palate Prints

Browse our stylish art prints that humorously showcase the elegance and wit of a pretentious palate.

Pretentious Palate T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts designed for those with a refined yet playful sense of taste—ideal for casual stylish expressions.