Pretentious Language Detectors Gifts

Looking for a gift that celebrates a love for language and comedy? Our collection for pretentious language detectors combines clever design with humor, ideal for word lovers and linguistic enthusiasts. Whether it’s a quirky mug, a witty t-shirt, or a stylish print, these gifts spotlight their passion for language—minus the pretension. A thoughtful choice for a friend, colleague, or partner who enjoys a good pun and a dash of intellectual flair.

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"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!" mockup

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

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"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means." mockup

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

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"Oh, this old thing?"

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"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying." mockup

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

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Shrewsbury - pronunciation

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"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one." mockup

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

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Scouse For Beginners

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These young people need everything spelled out to them! I miss the old days, when a wink was a wink, and a nod was a nod.

These young people need everything spelled out to them! I miss the old days, when a wink was a wink, and a nod was a nod. mockup

These young people need everything spelled out to them! I miss the old days, when a wink was a wink, and a nod was a nod.

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'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!' mockup

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

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"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors." mockup

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

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"My conclusion that he lied was based on his body language, his polygraph results, and the complete implausibility of his story."

"My conclusion that he lied was based on his body language, his polygraph results, and the complete implausibility of his story." mockup

"My conclusion that he lied was based on his body language, his polygraph results, and the complete implausibility of his story."

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"I detect an accent – money?"

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"Your body language says you've lost interest."

"Your body language says you've lost interest." mockup

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

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"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks." mockup

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."

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"Frankly, I don't believe his tastevin is in the repair shop."

"Frankly, I don't believe his tastevin is in the repair shop." mockup

"Frankly, I don't believe his tastevin is in the repair shop."

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'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.' mockup

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

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'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!' mockup

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

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'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.' mockup

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

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Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'. mockup

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

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"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet." mockup

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

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"Something’s wrong. I can tell by the way you’re being nice to me."

"Something’s wrong. I can tell by the way you’re being nice to me." mockup

"Something’s wrong. I can tell by the way you’re being nice to me."

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''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.' mockup

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

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Quality Control

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'My course covers all the dead languages.'

'My course covers all the dead languages.' mockup

'My course covers all the dead languages.'

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'I'm afraid he has sweeny flu.'

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"My French is OK but you should really see my Reportese..."

"My French is OK but you should really see my Reportese..." mockup

"My French is OK but you should really see my Reportese..."

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'Birmingham AY to ZEE'

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'I'm not paying for another misspelling, and give me back the rhngchtanza!'

'I'm not paying for another misspelling, and give me back the rhngchtanza!' mockup

'I'm not paying for another misspelling, and give me back the rhngchtanza!'

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'And LET that be a lesson to you! Next time pick on someone your own shoe size!' (the aftermath of a shoe fight)

'And LET that be a lesson to you! Next time pick on someone your own shoe size!' (the aftermath of a shoe fight) mockup

'And LET that be a lesson to you! Next time pick on someone your own shoe size!' (the aftermath of a shoe fight)

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'Please don't judge a book by its curse words.'

'Please don't judge a book by its curse words.' mockup

'Please don't judge a book by its curse words.'

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'After 15 years in management I've learnt how to read people. I can sense that there's something wrong.'

'After 15 years in management I've learnt how to read people. I can sense that there's something wrong.' mockup

'After 15 years in management I've learnt how to read people. I can sense that there's something wrong.'

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I say if life gives you tapens, make tapenade.

I say if life gives you tapens, make tapenade. mockup

I say if life gives you tapens, make tapenade.

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New Acquisitions at the Museum of Modern Food

New Acquisitions at the Museum of Modern Food mockup

New Acquisitions at the Museum of Modern Food

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Pretentious Language Detectors Gifts Collection

Pretentious Language Detectors Mugs

Explore our mugs collection for pretentious language detectors, perfect for sparking morning conversations with humor and style.

Pretentious Language Detectors Pillows

Find pillows with clever phrases that celebrate language enthusiasts, adding humor and personality to their living space.

Pretentious Language Detectors Prints

Browse art prints that humorously highlight the quirks of language lovers, perfect for decorating a study or reading nook.

Pretentious Language Detectors T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts designed for linguistic lovers—playful, witty, and ideal for showcasing their passion for language in everyday wear.