Pretension Investigator Pillows

Film Critic

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

'If nobody has any money, where did it all go?'

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

'Sorry to keep you waiting, sir.'

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

"It looked better on pinterest."

Bumper Limos

The interminable!

'You've waited on hold 45 minutes just to speak to my boss? Seriously, sir, get a life!'

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

"It's gotta be a good place – we've been ignored for well over an hour now."

Autumn Leaves

God hounded by the media.

Wine...Spirits...

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Either one of us is pregnant, or he's lost his watch again!

'The fish only bite twice a day here, once before we get here and again after we leave.'

'Well, what did you expect?'

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

'Look, it's nothing to be ashamed of. We chose to get married before living together.'

"Sorry about the long wait, but good news. Other than long waits in waiting rooms, I can't find any other causes for your irritability."

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

"Oh, and I've started seeing a therapist."

Selling to the devil.

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in your prenuptial agreement clearly states ... '

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

"I don't know why they call you a waiter... I'm the one that's been doing all the waiting!"

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.