Pressure Cooker Wrangler Gifts

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"What did you download at school today?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Deliboys

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

King kong 5 G.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Cow Pilot.

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

'Fresh eggs!'

But I followed the recipe exactly.

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

Toastquest!

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Going to the pub with kids...

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Two robots are playing table football.

"I handle chatty people for him."

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"