Presidential Critique Fan Pillows

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"You're on a what?!"

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.'

The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations.

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

Political Analysis

Abraham Lincoln

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

Obey the Book or be damned!

In doctor's surgery: 'I'm terribly worried, doctor...he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly anymore.'

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

Theodore Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

Tony Blair in the morning and George Bush in the afternoon. Lulu and Stan were having a good day.

George W. Bush

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

"A non-gorenment organization? There is such a thing?"

'Okay, the print media convicted you...but trust me, the video media will overturn the verdict.'

Bureaucrats Resting On Hercules Soldier.

The New Cold War

'And this is Jim...he's responsible for marketing the hospitals.'

'Didn't I read your last book, find it absolutely disgusting and vow never to read another, or was that someone else?'

"I liked you better as George Washington."

Thoughts about a comfort

William Howard Taft

Abe Lincoln's birthday.

"How's my head size today."

Franklin Roosevelt