Media Critique Fan Pillows

"What's the big deal? I lopped off my own damn penis years ago."

The Calmocracy

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Bloody left-wing cartoonists! They keep drawing me in a one-sided way, but I'm a multifaced personality!"

'Okay, the print media convicted you...but trust me, the video media will overturn the verdict.'

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

Another Spin?

Trial by Media

Squeezing the Free Press.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Difference of Opinion

Meet the Enemy

'There's nothing on.'

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

"It lost a little something in translation."