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"What's the big deal? I lopped off my own damn penis years ago."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Bloody left-wing cartoonists! They keep drawing me in a one-sided way, but I'm a multifaced personality!"

'Okay, the print media convicted you...but trust me, the video media will overturn the verdict.'

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

Another Spin?

Trial by Media

Squeezing the Free Press.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Difference of Opinion

Meet the Enemy

'There's nothing on.'

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Which news channel should we watch?"