Presidential Politics Fan Pillows

Franklin Roosevelt

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"You're on a what?!"

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Abraham Lincoln

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

'There! I'm a sucker for realpolitik!'

News remote

Barak Obama on the Globe

GOP Controlled State Legislatures!

How are my Lies, Distortions, Mud-Slinging? 1-800 Politics.

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

Theodore Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

Barack Obama

'Can I Come In Soon?'

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

George W. Bush

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

Obama holding up the earth

"The President could have shot James Comey if he wanted to, legally speaking."

"It's seasonal, like the first gritters of Winter and the first cuckoos of Spring...the first pollsters of the election!"

Trump's firings

I hope Bernie Sanders wins. We've never had a president like him. We've had cool presidents, awkward presidents, dignified presidents, goofy presidents

Self - toppling

Bureaucrats Resting On Hercules Soldier.

"Like many in your field, you will end up in Congress."

Greek Crisis

Biden Wins

I, for one, welcome our new Kenyan overlord!