U.s. Politics Fan Pillows

Trump and Jeff Sessions

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

Tucker Ratings Gold

"Mission 66.666% accomplished."

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

News remote

'There! I'm a sucker for realpolitik!'

How are my Lies, Distortions, Mud-Slinging? 1-800 Politics.

The Party of Lincoln

Barack Obama

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

"Like many in your field, you will end up in Congress."

Running Mate

Trump's firings

Greek Crisis

"The President could have shot James Comey if he wanted to, legally speaking."

George 'Dubya' Bush

Biden Wins

"You know things are bad when Trump tries to start a sex scandal to create a diversion."

'And, as I understand it - hitting below the belt will now be allowed...'

Servile journalism

Presidential duel

Ted Kennedy

'This is not about regime change, honest.'

Donald Trump - Bluster Bus and Bernie Sanders- Substance Subcompact

Impeachment Chapter III

In the laboratory of democracy...

I, for one, welcome our new Kenyan overlord!

Venom