Presidential Critique Fan Gifts

The President as Employee

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"You're on a what?!"

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.'

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations.

The Calmocracy

Whatever Happened to Basic Standards at Newspapers?

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

Political Analysis

Abraham Lincoln

In doctor's surgery: 'I'm terribly worried, doctor...he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly anymore.'

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

Theodore Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

Obey the Book or be damned!

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

Tony Blair in the morning and George Bush in the afternoon. Lulu and Stan were having a good day.

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

George W. Bush

Bureaucrats Resting On Hercules Soldier.

"A non-gorenment organization? There is such a thing?"

I hope Bernie Sanders wins. We've never had a president like him. We've had cool presidents, awkward presidents, dignified presidents, goofy presidents

'Okay, the print media convicted you...but trust me, the video media will overturn the verdict.'

"I liked you better as George Washington."

Thoughts about a comfort

'Didn't I read your last book, find it absolutely disgusting and vow never to read another, or was that someone else?'

The New Cold War

'And this is Jim...he's responsible for marketing the hospitals.'

Rest in hate

Franklin Roosevelt

"How's my head size today."