President Gifts

"As C.E.O., I try to look at the big picture, while J.G., as president, sees to the day-to-day operations."

Valentines to President Trump from his staff

'At this point, I'll ask all of you to follow me to the conference room directly below us!'

What Buck?

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

His integrity is beyond reproach. He really believes his lies.

Lame duck Obama

Businessman feeding the vultures

The aging process.

Design and Display company's executives have their titles displayed on their foreheads.

"... and the next speaker will be our out-going president."

"Right, I'd like to open my ideas up to criticism from anybody who would like to lose their jobs."

Person in authority is a blockhead.

'Hey, fellas, I wouldn't do that if I were you. He can be really dangerous when provoked!'

New World Orders

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

"Oh, great. The boss is in one of his enigmatic, 'Guess what I'm thinking' moods again."

Hi. I'm Al Fusco, president and CEO of Al Fusco International. Our corporate motto is, "The quality goes in before the beret goes on."

Gregor awakens one morning to find himself transformed into a President of the United States.

You should read a book once in a while, Al. Where do you think you'll end up by spending all your time on the internet? The White House?

"Agree to disagree? That's a sorry waste of executive power."

Barack Obama

Joe Biden makes his way to the White House

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

The First Family

"And one more thing: you don't get to pardon yourself."

Famous Morning Hair: William Howard Taft, Amelia Earhart, James Brown and Marie Curie

"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."

Lame Childhood Dreams

“He’s been in a foul mood for a week, but it will be several months before the effects are felt by the American public.”

"Where do you get your ideas?"

I Remember

"George bush: The final days"