President Pillows

"As C.E.O., I try to look at the big picture, while J.G., as president, sees to the day-to-day operations."

Valentines to President Trump from his staff

'At this point, I'll ask all of you to follow me to the conference room directly below us!'

What Buck?

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

Lame duck Obama

His integrity is beyond reproach. He really believes his lies.

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

New World Orders

The aging process.

'Hey, fellas, I wouldn't do that if I were you. He can be really dangerous when provoked!'

"Oh, great. The boss is in one of his enigmatic, 'Guess what I'm thinking' moods again."

Person in authority is a blockhead.

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

Design and Display company's executives have their titles displayed on their foreheads.

"... and the next speaker will be our out-going president."

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

"Right, I'd like to open my ideas up to criticism from anybody who would like to lose their jobs."

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"You know who's a big pain in the a*s? Europe."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Trump Speechwriters brainstorm.

“He’s been in a foul mood for a week, but it will be several months before the effects are felt by the American public.”

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"What was I thinking?!"

"Larry, this is my friend Richard and his transition team."

"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."

The Month of June

Ronald Reagan

Gregor awakens one morning to find himself transformed into a President of the United States.

Famous Morning Hair: William Howard Taft, Amelia Earhart, James Brown and Marie Curie

"And one more thing: you don't get to pardon yourself."

The First Family

"Agree to disagree? That's a sorry waste of executive power."

Barack Obama