Us Presidents Pillows

Lyndon B. Johnson

Millard Fillmore

Franklin Pierce

Bill Clinton

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Swinging on a star.

"What was I thinking?!"

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

Harry S. Truman

Barack Obama's To Do list.

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

The wrecking crew!

Teddy and friends.

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'What I have to do first?!'

John F. Kennedy

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

Swing

Children's Entertainer

'Your Grounded!'

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Cinéma Vérité

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'Sir, you inaugural speech is simply wonderful. I would just suggest you say 'dear employees' instead of 'hey, you bunch of lousy slaves'.'

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"