Us Presidents Gifts

Lyndon B. Johnson

Millard Fillmore

Franklin Pierce

Bill Clinton

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Swinging on a star.

Reagacentennial

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"What was I thinking?!"

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Harry S. Truman

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

The wrecking crew!

'What I have to do first?!'

John F. Kennedy

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

Teddy and friends.

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

'Sir, you inaugural speech is simply wonderful. I would just suggest you say 'dear employees' instead of 'hey, you bunch of lousy slaves'.'

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

Cinéma Vérité

Swing

Children's Entertainer

'Your Grounded!'

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'