U.s. Presidents Gifts

Nixon.

Harry S. Truman

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Swinging on a star.

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

"What was I thinking?!"

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

Barack Obama's To Do list.

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Teddy and friends.

John F. Kennedy

'What I have to do first?!'

The wrecking crew!

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Sir, you inaugural speech is simply wonderful. I would just suggest you say 'dear employees' instead of 'hey, you bunch of lousy slaves'.'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

Cinéma Vérité

'Your Grounded!'

Swing

Children's Entertainer

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Businessman feeding the vultures

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

'Busy Builders' at the Seaside

"Every year, it's the same darned thing! I take a two-week vacation, and while I'm gone, the company just falls apart!"