End Of Presidency Gifts

"Na na na, hey hey, goodbye!"

Bailing on America.

Trump leaves the white house and Coronavirus dies

"Good-bye, everyone. Remember, wherever we go, we'll be followed by superspreader events and conspiracy theories!"

In basket-case.

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

21st century water cooler conversations.

Work Parfait

'Salaries Manager. No.'

Reagacentennial

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

What My Day Feels Like

University Soapflakes

"What was I thinking?!"

Annual profits,

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

"Whereas we used to display losses in shocking and offensive red, we now display them in warm and comforting toasted almond."

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

The Salesman

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

"Before I read the financial report I have to ask... do any of you have a weapon?"

"We've had a major development this year that I'm excited to share with the employees."

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'Why so tense? First appraisal meeting?'

'Last year we increased sales by 100%.'

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

'Now this is my kind of green!'